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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Items Found:	6150
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7937	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9830	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	467921
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7029	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crops Grown:	4370
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	142
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Potions Brewed:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9797	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	2582
Divine Spears Created:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	251
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!