> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Farms Harvested: 820
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Buildings Constructed: 17
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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