GorillaGainzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9853
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	1429	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	New Chunks Explored:	421063
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4271
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	62
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2875	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4930
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6021
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Runes Activated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	64
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!