GorillaGainzCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	4518
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Votes:	7963	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Potions Brewed:	170	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8422	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4035
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	440349
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1713	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5235	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!