Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

Gorilla Woman’s Minecraft Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most bananas server around – literally! Join us for a wild adventure on our Gorilla Woman Supremacy server where you’ll be ruled by the fiercest and most fabulous gorilla women in all of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of gorilla women discovered a magical portal that transported them to a world where they could build, mine, and dominate all the other players. Now, they’re looking for brave souls to join their ranks and help them conquer the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden banana treasures, secret jungle hideouts, and even the occasional gorilla dance party. Plus, we have the best banana smoothies this side of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gorilla Woman Supremacy today and swing your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 722400 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Void Gems Collected: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Emeralds Found: 7589 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2012
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Crops Grown: 2199 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mines Excavated: 3170
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Towns Built: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Emeralds Found: 5790
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2639 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Villages Defended: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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