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Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ores Mined:	9579
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4125	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	5525
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	711267	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3784
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	1252
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	188	Mines Excavated:	1249

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4763

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8096
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2