Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

Abilities, animal, Average, Cognitive, comparison, Difference, disparity, Edition, Evolution, Gorilla, Hierarchy, Human, INTELLECT, intelligence, Mental, most intelligent, person, Physical, primate, steve, strength, Strongest

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	799	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4504	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4303	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Votes:	9147
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4376	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Towns Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Items Found:	4428	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mines Excavated:	1421

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Animals Bred:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	5673	Star Shards Collected:	173
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	1350	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	73	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!