Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 19616 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
