GordonsCookOff Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8560	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	482770	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	3095
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4012
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7596	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	2897

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9077
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	603	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2522
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	6013	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	217818	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Farms Harvested:	579	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1622	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	990500

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8316

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.