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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3333
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Villages Defended:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchantments Applied:	295
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	8194
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	2968	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

Players:	95/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10