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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2307 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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