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Players: 109/1000 Votes: 227
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

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  • KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?

    KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4499
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Magic Items Found: 5033 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP where Kanye West’s wife showed up nude at the 2025 Grammys?! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join our server, you might just see some wild stuff like that too! We have naked Grammy parties every Friday night, it’s lit! Plus, our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff in Minecraft. So come join us for a wacky time and maybe you’ll even get to meet Kanye West’s wife herself, naked and all! #GrammysGoneWild #LlamaAliens #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦙👽🎮

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  • EduGoneTrumped

    EduGoneTrumped
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2834
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 51 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!

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  • Elon’s TreasuryCraft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s TreasuryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7779
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Ores Mined: 2744 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yes u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, elon musk himself plays on our server! he’s always building crazy contraptions and flying around in his rocket ship. u never know when he might drop by and give u a diamond or two!

    secondly, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. wanna get your hands on some netherite armor or a stack of enchanted golden apples? just ask one of our mods and they’ll hook u up!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that roams around the server? his name is fluffy and he loves to play with all the players. just be careful, he’s been known to accidentally set things on fire with his fiery breath!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! elon musk and fluffy the dragon are waiting for u to join the fun!

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  • CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

    CraftyCreeperUNEXIT
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1096
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 146 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Villages Defended: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4496 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

    you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • High school roleplay wanted people!!!

    High school roleplay wanted people!!!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 744
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Zombie Dances: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft High School Roleplay Server

    Version Java
    Map Available, may need tweaking
    Recording Will be recorded for YouTube
    Main Point Have fun!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft do I need to join? You will need Java Edition.
    Can I join the roleplay even if I’m not recording for YouTube? Yes, all are welcome to join and have fun!
    Are there specific rules for the roleplay? Yes, there will be rules to ensure everyone has a good time.
    How can I get more information about the roleplay? Contact the host for further details.

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  • Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

    Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3090
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

    ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1705
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Potions Brewed: 173
    Animals Bred: 86 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

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  • Dracon Earth

    Dracon Earth
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3547
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

    5.9.123.60

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  • PokeCraft

    PokeCraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9791
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Crops Grown: 9548 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

    173.240.154.37

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  • Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

    Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8907
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mines Excavated: 3748
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bylka.nightpvp.ru

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  • Crankshafted

    Crankshafted
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7910
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crankshafted Minecraft Server

    Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

    Features
    Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
    Close-Knit Community
    A Personal Touch

    Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

    FAQ

    What makes Crankshafted special?

    • Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
    • Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
    • A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

    How do I join?

    Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

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  • Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

    Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

    And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

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  • DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

    DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3222
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Animals Bred: 171
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 861 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

    Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

    So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

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  • TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

    TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3794
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 740414

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

    CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3895
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Villages Defended: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

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