GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1650	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Votes:	1653
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8094	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3412
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	902	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	18

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	969316	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	5431	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5744	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!