Goon Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Farms Harvested:	953	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6447
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	423
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7254
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Votes:	9888
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	1166
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Emeralds Found:	378
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	782120
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	1987	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4