Goon Squad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	207	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4716	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	5367	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	6131	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	257	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	5179
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	170
Emeralds Found:	4730	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	5142
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	3848	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8363	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2