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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2529	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	1439
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	6403
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	615961	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	920
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	195
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	245	New Chunks Explored:	262003
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crops Grown:	9542	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Items Found:	1130	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Farms Harvested:	393	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	885721
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Zombie Dances:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	738
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!