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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	1250
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6874	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	3068	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Votes:	2965	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Armor Forged:	26
Farms Harvested:	680	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Void Gems Collected:	22

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	4987	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	100
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Potions Brewed:	149
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	New Chunks Explored:	832805
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10