GooglyMinecraftSMP

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	901313
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Towns Built:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crops Grown:	9023	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	8821
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5639
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3