GooglyMinecraftSMP

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HateTaterTotz

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4853
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchantments Applied:	55	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Potions Brewed:	160
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyClassApology

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	780021

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftMixtape

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrisonCraft2021

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Emeralds Found:	6859
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Buff Network

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Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlastDay

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Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

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2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCIARecruit2021

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If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mines Excavated:	2783	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17