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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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