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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Buildings Constructed: 40
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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