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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1348 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!