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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 108 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!