GoofballGamerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Emeralds Found:	4189
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	132
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Runes Activated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	600194	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	776
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ores Mined:	2479

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7360	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	14

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Players:	109/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1