GoofballGamerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mines Excavated:	1877	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Items Found:	2062	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Buildings Constructed:	35

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2065
Towns Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	4061
New Chunks Explored:	741527	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Players:	105/600	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0