GoofballGamerz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Votes:	3907	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	2981	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Farms Harvested:	440	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ores Mined:	2577
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6958
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	798	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8610
Animals Bred:	59	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2