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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9196
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	705	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	321
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8931
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ores Mined:	2443
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5