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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9071 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!
oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!