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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2679	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Villages Defended:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	226	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5357
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Votes:	2801
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5835
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	7811	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	5509	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Items Found:	3249
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	108/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2