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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9956	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	47	Crops Grown:	1595
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9435
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Emeralds Found:	7598	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6