| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8867 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4867 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 6920 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!
So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 113 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5804 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 103 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3121 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.
Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!
Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7998 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂
Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3082 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.
so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3908 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7041 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7843 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.
Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9538 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 911 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2230 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 244 |
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️
if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4716 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9877 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6275 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6028 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Votes: | 4914 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2628 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Crops Grown: | 6264 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
