GolemGardians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Items Found:	5680
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	1509
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	5748

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Void Armor Forged:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	13

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	156	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	119
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	2309
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Animals Bred:	86	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Towns Built:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	170	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Animals Bred:	99
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8187	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

Players:	91/300	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4