GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

children, Decision making, ejaculation, ethical considerations, FANTASY, fertility, financial gain, génie, GOLD, GoldenFountain, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, life-changing decision, Magic, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenthood, personal choice, reproductive health, smp, Sperm, wealth, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	119
Dragon Eggs Found:	1320	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	8402	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	8429
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	197
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	4070	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Villages Defended:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9882	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14
Crops Grown:	1073	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Votes:	781
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1034
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	9704
Buildings Constructed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Villages Defended:	14

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!