GoldeneyeGamer Minecraft SMP

action, classic, console, controller, EASY, First Person Shooter, fps, Fun, Gaming, Goldeneye, GoldeneyeGamer, james bond, Minecraft, mouse and keyboard, multiplayer, nintendo 64, Nostalgia, Retro, Shooting, smp, Spy, video game, vintage

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old mouse and keyboard gameplay? Looking for a real challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate controller-based FPS experience in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about those easy-peasy mouse and keyboard controls, it’s time to step up your game with a controller.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, though, he’s just looking for some friends to play with.

So come on down and join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world? Join now and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

brutal video games, challenging games, difficult video games, extreme difficulty, frustrating games, gaming endurance, hardcore gamers, Hardcore Gaming, Hardest video game, HardestGameEver, impossible games, insurmountable challenges, masochistic gaming, Minecraft, punishing gameplay, rage inducing games, relentless gameplay, smp, test of skill, tough video games, Ultimate Challenge, unbeatable levels, unforgiving games

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1825

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	647819
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crops Grown:	8141
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3699
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4199	Dragon Eggs Found:	1522

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	4022	Void Gems Collected:	33
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1905	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.