| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 759 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1557 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
We are a great survival server!
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3842 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7730 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Crops Grown: | 8966 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| IP | play.wildcraftmc.com |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.1 |
| Accessibility | 1.9-1.21.x |
| Established | April 17, 2011 |
| Chat Reporting | Disabled |
| Location | Eastern Coast of North America |
A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.
A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.
A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.
A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.
A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.
A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1089 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 248 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 48857 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.
Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?
Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.
Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.
But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7884 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9885 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4162 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2817 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!
So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2656 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5813 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3379 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9591 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
|---|---|
| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3580 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9121 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 900255 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3885 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4980 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
