| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
We are a great survival server!
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 174 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7205 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4308 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 699 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5990 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1641 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6157 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 68 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6353 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.
Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.
The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.
We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.
Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.
Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.
Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6473 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Votes: | 4176 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 203 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 909403 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4706 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6288 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 546 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4654 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 5634 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
We’re thrilled to announce that Hubris SMP is officially live! With 16 members now on board, we’re still looking for a few more creative and passionate players to complete our vibrant community. Don’t miss your chance to join us in this unique adventure!
| Server Details |
|---|
| Base Modpack: Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~30 custom mods to unleash ultimate creativity. |
| Dedicated Server: Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay. |
| Focus: Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. |
| Roleplay & Events: Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events. |
| Unique Gameplay: Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience. |
Limited Spaces Available! With our community already growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to be part of Hubris SMP!
Join the vetting server here: https://discord.gg/NXSVkK8VdW Be part of something incredible—sign up today!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 474 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1763 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
