GoldenAgeInternet SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	922
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8139	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Items Found:	8658	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6031
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	206
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9068	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	60	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Items Found:	3480	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Emeralds Found:	5449	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2409	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Items Found:	3655	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	418	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	8607	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5