Golden Pixel: Where the zombies wear designer gear and the ranks are so free they practically pay you to join! 1.16-1.21

1.161.21, AFK Zone, bullying, Claim blocks, coinshop, custom cosmetics, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Designer, family friendly, free, Gear, Genesis Crate, glows, Golden, Growing Community, HACKING, hats, Jobs, Join, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, PIXEL, practically, Quests, Ranks, Scamming.., Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, Vote crates, vote parties, wear, zombies

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	106

New Minecraft Servers

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server
Server Details:	Golden Pixel is a Lifesteal-based server with exciting features for PvP and non-PvP players.
Features:	/quests, /dailyquests, claim blocks, /jobs, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates, Genesis Crate, custom commands, Piñata room, AFK zone, /coinshop, custom cosmetics
Requirements:	– Excited to play in a fun, family-friendly environment – Respectful towards other players – Enjoy exploring, building, and going on adventures – Want to be part of a growing community
IP:	play.goldenpixel.org
Website:	https://goldenpixel.org/

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?: Simply enter the IP address play.goldenpixel.org in your Minecraft client to join.
2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?: The server supports versions 1.16 to 1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Golden Pixel?: Golden Pixel offers a lifesteal-based experience with strong mobs, quests, daily quests, claim blocks, jobs, custom gear, custom crates, and more.
4. Is the server family-friendly?: Yes, the server is fun for players of all ages and maintains a family-friendly environment.
5. How can I earn money and items in the community?: You can earn money and items through quests, daily quests, jobs, and other in-game features that are designed to help you progress quickly.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	3721
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	563	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	3491
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3506
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	695879

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3675
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4018
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1164
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	7779
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?