Golden Age Craft: Where Minecrafters Rule and Diamonds Drool

age, age of manga, agree, appreciation, art, comics, Craft, creativity, culture, diamonds, Drool, Entertainment, Fandom, Global, Golden, golden age, graphic novels, influence, innovation, japanese, Living, Manga, Minecrafters, Popular, right now, rule, storytelling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3272
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like the golden age of manga – full of epic adventures, crazy characters, and jaw-dropping plot twists!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a powerful Ender Dragon who doubles as a manga artist on the weekends. Battle fierce mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden village of talking sheep who only speak in haikus.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the golden age of manga in blocky form? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8861
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2430	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6032	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	93
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ores Mined:	4314
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Votes:	5686	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1867
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1737
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9829
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Votes:	1725	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!