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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1435 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!