Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Star Shards Collected: 237
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Endless Night Skies: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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