Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Buildings Constructed: 30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Chimeras Created: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 482671 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Potions Brewed: 77

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 106 Star Shards Collected: 66
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Towns Built: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ragdoll-fighting-games/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 297 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 476 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442 Runes Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Farms Harvested: 157
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7517 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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