| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1184 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Ores Mined: | 5199 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3186 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6545 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9853 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 108 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3016 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 123 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Votes: | 185 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8361 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 124 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4521 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6715 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 147 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3246 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5747 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 463 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9625 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3669 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7047 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9569 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 472 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5428 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
