| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5472 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8551 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3544 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8598 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 145 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3059 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7475 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 204 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Votes: | 9608 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6182 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6093 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8792 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8690 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 5800 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1253 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 300 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Ores Mined: | 2421 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3765 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5369 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
