| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8611 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4124 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9456 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1326 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8750 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6724 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6901 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1732 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
