Gold Diggers Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreditCardCraft

alert notifications, bank statement review, blaming nephew, cc info security, credit card misuse, CreditCardCraft, Dispute Resolution, email logins, family dispute, financial responsibility, gift card usage, parental supervision, perma banned account, permission for purchases, PlayStation charges, purchases investigation, sibling responsibility, sister’s defense, spending accountability, teenage nephew, unauthorized purchases

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Farms Harvested:	767
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to avoid getting charged hundreds of dollars by your sneaky teenage nephew who thinks your credit card is his personal piggy bank. Our server is a safe space where you can build and create without worrying about unauthorized purchases.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you won’t get blamed for your nephew’s spending sprees, look no further! We promise not to call you out for your family’s financial mishaps – unless it involves building a giant diamond castle in-game, then we might have to have a chat.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, on our server, the only bans you’ll face are for griefing, not for spending someone else’s money!

BizarreCraft: Life’s Strange Turns

bewildering situations, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, bizarre turn, BizarreCraft, confusing happenings, inexplicable occurrences, life events, Lifes, mind-boggling events, mysterious incidents, ordinary moment, perplexing experiences, perplexing situations, puzzling moments, puzzling occurrences, still processing, strange, strange occurrences, surreal encounters, turns, unexpected twists., unexplained events

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ores Mined:	534
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, just trying to mine some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village populated entirely by talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest moments of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Items Found:	1576
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crops Grown:	8744
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	510
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	244	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Love Letters Sent:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	2415	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1251	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	199	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	8837
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4444
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Magic Items Found:	2756	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Votes:	4763
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	984
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.