GolanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, international relations, Syria, united states

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEZBOLLAH WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN CASTLE IN THE SKY WHILE DODGING TERRORIST ATTACKS FROM HEZBOLLAH! IT’S LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEO GAME, BUT WITHOUT THE DANGER…OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE DANGER, BUT IT’S WORTH IT FOR THE THRILL!

SO COME JOIN US ON THE MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A SHOUTOUT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE FOR YOUR MAD BUILDING SKILLS! LET’S GOOOOO!

Pixelated Potato Paradise

Potato, wrestler, pixelated, fanbase, online forums

Yo, yo, yo! Join our epic Minecraft server where the haters be going cray-cray like never before! Like, seriously, the haterbase be off the charts, man. Every time you do something, you know there’s gonna be like 30 threads hating on you every single day for a whole week. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s Minecraft madness! Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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New Server IP
EUaidHungryNoMore

Hungary economy, financial support, EU budget, European Commission, european union

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

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Future Craft City 1.20

existential crisis, moving forward, generational differences, Craft, cultural shift

Bro, join this Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of time moving too fast! We got time machines disguised as mine carts, so you can go back to the Summer of Love whenever you want! Who needs coping mechanisms when you can just build a groovy hippie commune in Minecraft? Let’s vibe out and pretend it’s still 1967, man. Peace, love, and pixelated flowers, baby!

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ThirstyCraft – Stay Hydrated & Stay Awake!

ThirstyCraft, stay, Hydrated, awake

Are you tired of waking up in the middle of the night feeling like a dried up raisin? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that ensures you’ll never have to worry about dehydration again! Join us and experience the wonders of drinking water in-game, where you’ll be able to sleep through the night like a baby on a waterbed made of diamonds. Trust us, once you start hydrating properly, you’ll never want to leave our server!

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DroneWarsMC2022

aerial warfare, unmanned aerial vehicles, russia, War, Defense

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russia launches like 100 drones at Ukraine but in Minecraft world! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Join now to see if u can survive the epic battle and build ur own fortress to protect urself from the drone attacks. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide and plan ur revenge against the evil drone army. It’s gonna be lit AF, so join now before it’s too late!

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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

Pixelated Potato Paradise

EUaidHungryNoMore

Future Craft City 1.20

ThirstyCraft – Stay Hydrated & Stay Awake!

DroneWarsMC2022