| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6207 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6851 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3698 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5704 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5316 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6371 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3647 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4060 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6777 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8236 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2005 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4419 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3433 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5731 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5519 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
