Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

0 AD, 600 AD, Abbasid Caliphate, ARMS, blocktopia, bullshit, camel jockeys, Chaos, Coincidence, conveniently made up, expansionist ideals, Fabricated, Fake, Founded, Gay, Gods, Islam, Join, low iq, MadeUp, Mohammed, nephew, rally up, Religion, Talmud

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	4686
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6404
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	3569
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Items Found:	6531
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	5352
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	194
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1197
Dragon Eggs Found:	8154	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2840
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	7706
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1055
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	943
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.