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JeninJokersMC

agency.., armed actors, Conflict, emergency response, health center, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, intervention, Jenin, JeninJokersMC, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, palestine, Palestinian, Refugees, security forces, Siege, united nations, UNRWA, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2404	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where palestinian armed actors have taken over the UNRWA’s jenin health center!! battle it out with them in intense pvp matches and see if you can reclaim the center for yourself!! but watch out, they have some crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even make some new friends along the way!! oh and did we mention there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure?? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

Crafty Commanders – Rule the Blocks

Abilities, Animal Behavior, Animals, Behavior, blocks, cognition, Commanders, comparison, Crafty, Human Behavior, human intelligence, intelligence testing, judgment, leadership, leadership qualities, obedience, obedience training, orders, Perception, rule, societal expectations, societal norms, societal values, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Emeralds Found:	3527
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where animals are the rulers and humans are the followers! 🐶🐱🐷

imagine a world where pigs ride on horses and chickens command armies of creepers! 🐷🐔💥

our server is like a zoo on steroids, with lions taming ocelots and wolves herding sheep! 🦁🐺🐑

if you think you have what it takes to be a loyal servant to our animal overlords, then join us now and prove your worth! 🐾👑

who needs humans when you can have a llama as your king? 🦙👑

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌟🎮

Knots & Blocks: PolyCraft Fun

blocks, chemistry, computational modeling, Fun, knots, Materials, modeling study, molecular dynamics, Polycraft, polymer behavior, polymer chains, polymer knots, polymer properties, polymer science, polymer structure, polymers, research, Science, scientific discovery, simulation, study, Technique, theoretical study

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got POLYMERS in KNOTS, bro! Like, who even does dat in Minecraft, amirite? U can be all like, “Yo, I’ma tie dis polymer in a knot and show it off to all my blocky friends!” Plus, rumor has it, if u tie enuff polymers in knots, u unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake! Yea, u heard me right, CAKE! So come on down to our server and get ur knot-tying skills on, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Islands of Arcadia Worldbuilding

Adventure, alliances, Clans, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Arcadia Geopolitical Minecraft Server! Where Builders and Warriors Unite! Do you dream of building a cozy riverside cottage? Or leading a nation to dominate the globe? Arcadia offers the ultimate sandbox for creativity, strategy, and adventure: PLUG INS LISTED IN DISCORD Build Your Dream Fight for Glory Shape the World Crossplay Enabled! Join Arcadia today and leave your mark on an ever-evolving world! Server IP: 104.234.139.45:25578 Discord: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S Are you ready to build, fight, and rule? The world of Arcadia awaits you!

104.234.139.45:25578

Star Rail Honkai 1.21.3

1.21.3, Aglaea, Arlan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Erudition, Fugue, game awards, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Ice Remembrance, Jing Yuan, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Remembrance, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, star, star rail, Sunday Calendar, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new venture on the Eighth Dawn, but in blocky form! Imagine the epicness of “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” but in pixelated glory, bruh. The Game Awards Show on this server is gonna blow your mind with “The Worlds You’ve Never Been” – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. And don’t even get me started on the Fugue Trailer – “Wordless” but with creepers and zombies, dude. Plus, the Myriad Celestia Trailer is gonna make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud, but with a pickaxe in hand. Join now for a chance to snag some epic loot like The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – it’s like Christmas came early, bro. And don’t forget to use those redeemable codes for extra goodies, like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Get on this server and start crafting your way to victory, my dude!

Corpo Craft – Small SMP Shenanigans

agency.., Allure, brand, Corpo, Craft, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shenanigans, Shill, Small, small corpo, smp, Talents, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have a whole community dedicated to discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s!

Join us if you want to shill your small corpo oshi who needs some love and attention. We welcome former corpo talents too, just make sure to respect their other identities – we’re all about spreading positivity here!

Our server is filled with ex-vtubers, retired talents, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From idol groups to kawaii mascots, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking for small JP vtubers or indie talents, look no further – we’ve got a whole section dedicated to them!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual madness and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite vtuber in the process!

FamCraft: Mandatory Attendance!

anxiety, attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, Expectations, FamCraft, family gatherings, family size, Frustration, holiday traditions, language barrier, Mandatory, Obligations, partner, relationship dynamics, small talk, social interactions, stress

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for an escape from your overwhelming family gatherings this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, explore, and relax without the stress of real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.

And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Votes:	6095	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	109
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3757	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!