GodRealm | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mines Excavated:	3849	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	574
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1500

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8914	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mines Excavated:	4998	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Farms Harvested:	392
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	76
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Buildings Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	497824
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Votes:	8246	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	3769	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0