GodmotherGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Items Found:	4283

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	736

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1749	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.