GodmotherGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	214
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Animals Bred:	89	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2572
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Animals Bred:	193
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	530	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7688	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5923	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5163	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Night Skies:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	293	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Items Found:	8006
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!