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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5939 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.
We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!